Man, it is About Time I Updated This

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This holiday season, what uptown girl WOULDN'T want a stem tetrapod of her very own? This one's name is " Seymour " Acorn weevil vs. gall wasp: who will triumph? WHO?? Notes from a seminar on science writing. I don't know, I just like the guy's face here. And the accusatory naked chick. More notes, same seminar. "Onychophoran!" is the exact noise onychophorans make when startled. Seriously. The hidden message of morphology, starring a moth, a blowfly, and 1/3 of a silphid who was probably going to be saying something snarky.
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What IS the Exponential Decay Envelope? To be honest, I still don't know. Apparently, it has to do with Science. Romantic horror stories from the arthropod world, #257 He's God's gift to lady anoles, and BY GOLLY the world is going to hear about it. I don't really have anything *against* goldfish, per se, but... well, they're just goofy-lookin'. Old: drawn on the long, long plane ride back from Australia; Tria marker on index cards. Cartoon people.
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More of the same; menfolk this time. Okay, very old. This drawing combines two of my favorite artistic subjects, "flowy cloth things" and "leafy vegetables." Some kinda cowboy or something. Possibly "John Wesley Harding", but with less facial hair. Another anole, on an eerily flesh-colored background. Pipa kite! Pipa kite!
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Welcome to Ptiliid Ptown, home of the tiniest beetles ever. There is a SUBTLE PHYSICS JOKE, can you find it? Little cartoon rock-climber from sometime this summer. I think she looks sort of like a mantis or something. Well, it's some sort of roller-skating, elytron-bearing, winged beetle... girl..thing . WHAT, DO I OWE YOU AN EXPLANATION geez already. Some cartoon people heads and a poorly-drawn, um aphodiine scarab? Sense organs! A tiny little snippet of my notes for quals. Holy crapoley, I am so happy that's over.
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Sepia-toned pipa frog & lizard. I like pipa frogs so much, but no matter how well you draw them they just look poorly drawn. I think they're born that way. Tiny t-shirt design for ESO. We got snakeflies! Aaaand because I really, really wanted to, a purely theoretical t-shirt design that is so secretly hilarious, 'cause it's a snakefly, right? And there's that " flag, with the snake? Eh? Eh? HILARIOUS.


Last updated: 12/7/04